Kiesza performed her first headline show last night and this is what happened

(image: Kiesza.com) Exciting singer of song and pop’s in-house ant expert Kiesza performed her first ‘headline’ show at London’s Electrowerkz last night. For a singer who’s single went straight to Number 1 and has since sold upwards of 300,000 copies, she initially seems to have out-grown the venue. Imagine if Jennifer Lopez’s ‘Do It Well’ brothel dabbled in…

Why ‘Dancing On My Own’ is my favourite song of all time

A few weeks ago, one of my friends asked me what I wanted to do my dissertation on. “I’m only a fresher, how am I supposed to know” I thought (I don’t even know what I’m having for dinner most nights). I panicked and said “I just want to write about how much I love…

Who’s going to win Eurovision?

This week we’ve had a beautiful Swiss man, milk churning that is not in any way aiming to simulate wanking and a woman ripping out her cheap extensions. Not forgetting the thirty-seven songs that we’ve been ‘treated to’. The Eurovision Song Contest comes to a conclusion tomorrow night. Unlike the last few years when it…

The 2014 Pop Noise

Move over the Jessie J noise. Fuck off saxophones. Bells, what the hell? There’s a new pop noise that’s cropping up all over the place. Introducing: the noise that sounds like The Clangers having a chat. For those who had a deprived, Clanger-free childhood, they were (according to Wikipedia) ‘a family of mouse-like creatures who live…