The definitive ranking of every under-25 girl on The X Factor

The girls category is the best category on The X Factor. Yes, the groups have sold more singles that the girls (which will probably change anyway now that Ella Henderson is a chart force), and yes they forget the lyrics from time to time, but Leona Lewis and Alexandra Burke are probably the two most…

Popstars, stop using shit fonts (!!!)

Jennifer Lopez (feat. Iggy Azalea) have just chucked out the cover for ‘Booty (Remix)’. Here it is: Their hair looks good but LOOK AT THOSE FONTS. Popstars should never use fonts that you get with your laptop. There’s a reason why The Saturdays’ logo isn’t in Snap ITC: Would ‘Beyonce’ have had such an impact…

A love letter to a pop song: Kesha’s ‘We R Who We R’

I sat in the bath last night thinking about life (amongst other things, namely the time when Kelly Rowland livestreamed her party but forgot that she put webcams EVERYWHERE IN HER HOUSE). Another thing I thought about is that I should really write another blog in the vein of my one about ‘Dancing On My…

What’s going on in Nicole Scherzinger’s new single cover?

Nicole Scherzinger has a new single. It’s called ‘On The Rocks’. Here’s the cover: What could be happening to warrant such a facial expression? Did the metal smell from her anklets rub off onto her hands? Does Nicole Scherzinger even put her own anklets on? Is there someone at Scherzinger HQ whose job it is…

So, how did Pixie Lott end up at #114 on the charts?

Pixie Lott is a good popstar. You can’t really argue with songs like ‘Boys and Girls’ and ‘Turn It Up’. But ‘Lay Me Down’ debuted at 114 this week. How did she end up there? November 2013 A bit of the new Pixie Lott video leaks all over the internet. It’s a cover of an unused…